ducksucka

Someone who sucks ducks.

Good morning, DUCKSUCKA!

ducksucka by MR. TORGUE FLEXINGTON November 12, 2013

Dicksuckery 

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.

(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.

Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010

duckfuckery 

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

Duckaluckaphobia 

The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

She had duckaluckaphobia

Duckaluckaphobia by Annamal May 2, 2005

Dicksucker 

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.

James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?

Dicksucker by Orynami October 28, 2021

dicksuck 

a dumbass person, someone who is implied to suck dick, hence why he is a dicksuck.

look at alex underwear, he's such a fucken dicksuck

dicksuck by esteban bag October 10, 2004

Duckfuck 

When someone accidentally sends “duck” instead of “fuck” as a text message, and immediately sends a corrected, “fuck*” right after

Person a: “hey i hope you didnt forget to take the trash out”
Person b: “duck”
Person b: “fuck*”

Duckfuck. ^^^

Duckfuck by Tenaciousted December 4, 2019