succmate 

What two straight bros call each other after doing gay things together to cancel out the gay

Brad: I was at Chris' house yesterday and ended up blowing him.
Chad: Dude, thats super gay.
Brad: Chris said it wasn't because we are succmates.
Chad: Oh, thats no homo then.

succmate by awesomesox19538 July 7, 2017

Suckmate

Forced mate involving luring the king to the opposite side of the board

Person 1: No, its forced Suckmate in 12!

Suckmate by christ_rossi May 1, 2023

Suckmate

Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.

Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.

Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?

Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.

Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.

Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.

Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.

Jeremy: We broke up...

Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.

Suckmate by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 8, 2009