subtos

Someone under a social media platform's age required in the terms of service. This age is usually 13. Sub meaning less than, tos being terms of service. Can also be used to insult someone's maturity.

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: 12
Person A: Oh we've got a subtos.

by teri_ble March 29, 2021

subtastic

Originally from the comedy sketch show 'The Kids in the Hall', "subtastic" conveyed the idea that the speaker was about to say 'substandard', but quickly changed his mind to 'fantastic' after smelling the wonderful aroma conveyed by the subject of the conversation.

"I've called you into my office to talk about your poor performance at work. Frankly, your work has been sub... quickly changes his mind ...tastic!"

hence, subtastic.

by markp93 October 1, 2006

subposting

Subposting is sort of like subtweeting but on any platform of social media. Most people subpost with the intention of secretly talking about or referencing (typically a person) that they are angry or annoyed at without directly naming or tagging said person(s). Sometimes subposting can be in a positive manner but usually not as it is an activity usually used by passive-aggressive people.

I was subposting about Monica on Instagram after she was gossiping about me behind my back.

by random66811 September 3, 2017

Subpost

Similar to subtweet but done on Facebook to talk about a Facebook friend by vague-posting behind his or her back.

I think he subposted about me with his vague status "I KNEW he would be there."

by discjockzo March 29, 2013

subtotal

something which is below standard or does not live up to expectations

1. Bigging up of a fart
'mate i'm gonna land this fart'
'yeah?'
'yeah'
'dude, that was subtotal'

2. Premature Ejaculation
'i'll fuck you like a racehore'
20 seconds later
'mate you just came all over my face'

subtotal.

by charlie's filter May 8, 2010

subtoot

A toot (message posted to a Mastodon instance) that mentions a user without posting their actual username, often for snarky or insulting posts. The person being subtooted will not see the post in their notifications because it doesn't contain their username.

Related: subtweet

I keep seeing everyone's subtoots about the pineapple emoji, and I don't even know who they're talking about.

by nothin2seehere June 3, 2017

subtop

A subtop is someone who tops in bed, but tends to be more submissive. Usually paired with a dombottom or "power bottom," and may prefer having the bottom ride them or take more control.

"He must be really good in bed."
"Only if you want a subtop."

by whalefan September 5, 2021