1. Bigging up of a fart
'mate i'm gonna land this fart'
'yeah?'
'yeah'
'dude, that was subtotal'

2. Premature Ejaculation
'i'll fuck you like a racehore'
20 seconds later
'mate you just came all over my face'

subtotal.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak