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Shave the Dog
The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.
Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.
Shave the Dog by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013
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suave dog • shave the dog • Shave a dog • dog shave • Dog Slave • Save a Hot Dog • suave • Suave syndrome • Suave as hell • Suave-B
Dog Slave
A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.
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shave the dog by Wayner May 13, 2005
Shave a dog
VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.
Shave a dog by grenfellorama December 16, 2009
Save a Hot Dog
Code/ a polite way of telling someone to Eat a Dick. In the company of those who find it impolite to swear, or be derogatory.
We're at the game and my wife starts riding me about, "you're spending too much money," and,"you're drinking too much." As there are families nearby, I politely reply, "Save a Hot Dog, sweetheart."
Save a Hot Dog by Turkey Gravy November 17, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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