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sharon stoning 

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station
Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

Stonington High 

1. A rather prison-like school located in the rich ghetto town of Stonington, CT.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.
Hey I'm from Stonington High. Wanna skip class and smoke a bowl?

Stonington High 

Stonington High School- also known as; Stonerton. Almost every student comes to school high off their asses everyday. It's the local pot head school. Everyone here is either high during first period or juuling the bathroom. A group of stuck up white kids and ghetto wanna be are all mixed together and shoved in one prison. This school is the first thing you see when you arrive to hell.
Stonington High:

Billy: "Yo Aaron, let's go smoke a bowl and skip last period."

Rosetta Stoning 

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
Rosetta Stoning by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

styling it 

The act of pretending you are a fully sober member of society when in actual fact you are completely wasted from being on a massive session. Most common reasons for styling it being having to go to work when you are still out of it or faking it to your girlfriend or boyfriend you are not an absolute space cadet from getting ruined all last night
Pal1 - Shit so what happened in work to day after we got hammered last night?

Pal2 - It was ok mate I’m the king of styling it. I told my boss I was a bit tired from bad nights sleep when really I was still pissed and wired to fuck from the all day and night session

Pal2 - Wish I had tried styling it I said I was still drunk from a party last night so got a disciplinary in 2 days. Also there’s been complaints to HR about me smelling of alcohol.

Pal1 - Getting sacked then aren’t you you absolute goon
styling it by Lee The King May 31, 2018

stoning out 

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
stoning out by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013