Sturb

Dirty slang for masturbate.

Made popular by the feature film, Whipped.

Vince - "hey Chad, me and the bro's are gonna bro out, you in?"
Chad - "Nahhhh broheim, gonna sturb for a few hours."

by Drewbatooba June 12, 2008

Sturb

The noun form of "disturbing". Another synonmym for sturb is "disturb".

"Man, why are you being such a sturb right now? I'm really not happy with you..."

"Ahhh! That is a true sturb over there... its so wierd!"

by Roger Soles July 17, 2006

sturbing

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank

gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl

by original nuttah March 24, 2003

Sturbed

owned, by a Disturbed_One indivisual

You been sturbed by disturbed_one

by Tony July 15, 2004

ninja sturb

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

by braunbj October 26, 2004

enter-sturbed

A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.

Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn January 3, 2017

sturb comp

Sturb Comp: to curb stomp someone so fiercely you mess up your own speaking/pronunciation abilities

"If you keep talking shit, I'm going to sturb comp you into hell."
"Do you mean curb stomp?"
"No, I mean sturb comp."

by jamesladida21 November 23, 2014