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stupidslug 

nicest person ever, truly a blessing i ever met her, i love her sm - mika
shes so nice woah her name is stupidslug
stupidslug by mikalovesxiao November 27, 2021

Stupidologist 

1. See Scientologist (enough said).

2. A name that the normal people in Clearwater, Florida call the idiots that belong to the Church of Scientology.

3. Members of the Scientology cult that are so stupid that they give up their money and believe all that they are told.
They live in cramped quarters, wear ridiculous pastel colored uniforms and have to ride around in 'church' owned buses because they aren't paid enough money to even afford a car.
1. Dude, look at all the Stupidologists on the corner. Make sure you plow through that water puddle in front of them!

2. He's so ignorant that he actually believes what he is told about Scientology. MUST be a Stupidologist.

3. "Hey, Martha! Look at all the Stupidologist's standing in the rain because the Church doesn't let them keep enough money to buy an umbrella".

4. John: I've been a Scientology member for 10 years now.
Bill: Do you own a car?
John: No. We have to ride in church busses.
Bill: Do you have your own home?
John: No. We have to live in old, converted motel rooms.
Bill: Do you get to do what you want on your own time?
John: No, we have to spend all our time bringing in new members for the church.
Bill: Do you decide how to spend your money?
John: We don't get money. The church has freed us of that incumbrance.
Bill: Man, you are definitely a Stupidologist.
Stupidologist by glayne November 11, 2007

Stupidology 

1. The CORRECT name for Scientology! Also see Stupidologist.

2. This is the CULT you believe in when you don't believe in God, and love giving all of your life savings to a bunch of freakin' crooks from Mars!
1. I used to live in Clearwater, Florida, but had to move when Stupidology came to town. What a bunch of freaks!

2. I still can't believe idiots like Tom, John & Priscilla actually follow Stupidology! Such a waste!
Stupidology by glayne October 16, 2008

stupidology 

I want to understand stupidology so I can at least make some basic sense as to why people are so stupid.
stupidology by funny fellas January 13, 2014

stupidstupidstupidSTUPIDSTUPID 

stupidstupidstupidSTUPIDSTUPID
You little stupidstupidstupidSTUPIDSTUPID

stupidsauce 

` a combination of stupid and sauce making the key ingredient to stupidity :)
(the high schools' psychopathic jackass walks up to a student who is forcefully trying to open a locker)

logan echolls: dude, what the hell are you doing?

john smith: ugh! tryna open my locker.. it wont budge!

logan echolls: maybe cuz its .. MY locker?! stupidsauce!

(and smashes him into a guy named dick)
stupidsauce by ANNA7NGUYEN August 20, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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