noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars

me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow

stupid cow by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021

Cow Stupid

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

Cow Stupid by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.

Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.

[stupid] coworker by youreadumbass February 1, 2009

Stupidcock

What my sister calls her husband when she's frustrated with him

Ray, you stupidcock!

Stupidcock by SK65 February 4, 2010

Stupidbowl

An NCAA football bowl game that is meaningful only to the immediate families of the athletes involved and a handful of alumni from the school. Often includes unranked teams from obscure colleges that barely qualified for a bowl game and sponsored by questionable companies. The opposite of the Superbowl.

Jim: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Skip: Watching Louisiana Tech play East Carolina in the Beef'O'Brady Bowl, formerly known as the Magic Jack Bowl. It's played inside a baseball stadium!
Jim: Why would you waste your time with that Stupidbowl? We could watch paint dry instead.

Stupidbowl by The New Musicologist December 31, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026