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An event, action, comment, person, or process that's so fucked up, it stops you in your tracks literally or figuratively, or at least makes you shake your head in genuine shock and awe (can be noun, adjective, or verb)
I was entirely stunfucked by the 2016 election

That dude is an absolute stunfuck, 24/7
Stunfuck by Dirk Pritchard May 2, 2018
Words you can keep
When a girl gets fucked for a long-time, typically a virgin 18/19 year old asian girl and often by more than 1 guy.
"18 year old Japanese girls don't get stunfuck - ed for 75 minutes by 3 guys"
stunfuck by 0m@g September 3, 2023

stupfuckdity 

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.
It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.
stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).
I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her
stuffucking by Da Man July 16, 2004

Sunfucked 

Being REALLY sunburned.

Ussualy happens to pale people who try to tan and fail misserably. Or people who forget to use sunscreen.

Doesnt neccesarily have to include peeling but it still hurts like hell.
Man I had a great day and the beach with all those chicks, but my back got COMPLETELY sunfucked
Sunfucked by its_boobookittyfuck March 16, 2009

Spunfuck 

That Chatsworth train crash was a "Spunfuck"
Spunfuck by Joseph Miki Goldstein January 23, 2009

Spunfucked 

$3000 worth of Methamphetamine's, no food, no sleep, and 5 days later...Things became Spunfucked
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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