0m@g's definitions

stunfuck

When a girl gets fucked for a long-time, typically a virgin 18/19 year old asian girl and often by more than 1 guy.

"18 year old Japanese girls don't get stunfuck - ed for 75 minutes by 3 guys"

by 0m@g September 3, 2023

ezy cuz

chef slang

James, can you start the big table
James: ezy cuz!

by 0m@g July 30, 2023

mudanui

(unoffical) Maori slang for "a big shit'
Mud = shit
nui = big

Be right back, just taking a mudanui cuz

by 0m@g May 8, 2023

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

it's about......... THIS FAR

A smart-ass comment, to piss of head chefs.

CHEF: HOW FAR IS TABLE 11
Trainee: it's about......... THIS FAR

CHEF: GO HOME YOU C*NT

by 0m@g May 24, 2023

easy cuz

Invercargill slang for No Worries.

Can ya pay be back for those beers last night? "easy cuz"

Bro, can ya give me the fleshlight? "easy cuz"

by 0m@g December 3, 2022

no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad

Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD

by 0m@g April 29, 2023