Stump Humper 

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

Stump Humper by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

stump humper 

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

stump humper by cornholio November 23, 2004

Stump Humper 

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

Stump Humper by john smith=unkown name February 5, 2009

stumpjumper 

In old Colonial south, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and other states where female Mules and Mare's were used for field work the young men tending these farm animals would often find a suitable height stump around the edge of the field they were working and back the animal up to their penis and give it a good flogging. These young men far removed from female companionship would take large melons and gourds from the field and cut a small hole in the vegetable into which they would insert their penis and have sex with the still sun warmed vegetable.

Ole Jimmy, Hell that boy is a stumpjumper. His momma caught the old mare backed up to him last week when the morning fog suddenly lifted off of the bean field.

You show dont want to eat no watermelons that Bobby Lee offers you. His daddy caught him up in the hay loft with a big ole striped watermelon the other day, he was laying into that poor old watermelon like a damn buck rabbit on a doe, Pluck! Went his dingus when his daddy started screaming!

stumpjumper by Tractorshaft August 11, 2007

stumpjumper 

One who brags to his friends about the number of women he has had anal sex with.

The chicks at that bar found out he was a stumpjumper and would never go home with him.

stumpjumper by Dutchman March 7, 2003

stumpjumper 

Refers to the logging industry, when the workers machine is moving at a high rate of speed, he is jumping stumps. Or if working on the ground a productive employee jumps the stumps rather than walking around. Indicates a highly productive worker.

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stumpjumper by stumpjumper June 22, 2009