A women who has stolen your heart. She is brilliant and the most beautiful girl in the world. She is the perfect little spoon and adorably ticklish. She will always be there for you and will always have a big heart. Somtimes she is the queen of sarcasm but that's just another part you like about her. She is independent, strong, and more caring than anyone else. If you have someone you can call snuggems you're the luckiest of them all.
A person you love dearly and fill a part of you that feel likes it missing. Someone that you know will be in your life forever. Someone that you can see yourself marrying and loving for the rest of your life
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.