Stuch 

A person who consumes too much startch in their diet

that guy is such a fat Stuch

Stuch by Deniel Henderson March 26, 2019

stuch 

A cool freind, That you know well.

Yeah thats my mate he's stuch

stuch by Brett aus July 19, 2006

Stuch 

A person in which their diet contains high levels of starch.

That guy is a fat stuch.

Stuch by Blaze Thee Laze March 26, 2019

Stuch-er

A word mix of {Stu}pid Bit{ch} and Skinn{er} a word used as an insult made by a couple of ladysmith girls with no lives. ((pronounced-- <Stoocher>))

"STUCH-ER!" said like "SKINNER!"

Stuch-er by ~love*torn~ April 4, 2008

stuch cooch

A part of the male anatomy used as a vagina.

Being a homosexual, the stuchle must make due with what he's got so he used his partner's shoulder blade as a stuch cooch.

stuch cooch by TheGoldenDancer February 18, 2010

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012