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Stubby Holder

I wanked for about 7 hours last night and now I need a stubby holder to walk
Stubby Holder by masqn October 9, 2009

stubby holder

When one gets extremely intoxicated and passes out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his arse.
Arrgghh look at the monkey. Can't handle his piss. Stick a goon up the bastards arse.

(moments later)

Look at him. Look at the stubby holder.

Stubby Holder Check 

A game where the all participants have stubby holders (drink coolers) for their drinks. At any point when the Gamemaster calls out "Stubby holder check" all participants must show they are using their Stubby holder. Anyone caught without their Stubby holder must finish their drink.
Game master: calls out "Stubby Holder Check!"
Participant 1: holds drink in air with stubby holder
Participant 2: "Damn I don't have my stubby holder"
Gamemaster: "Now you must finish your drink"
Stubby Holder Check by Jlaw1 August 18, 2022

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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