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straw berry short cake 

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

straw berry short cake 

when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
hey my dude i gave her ass the worst straw berry short cake ever ya digg.

Straw berry scabachino 

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea
Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!

straw berry 

ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!! DIE DARK STALKER!!!!!! ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!!
who would win?

MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY
in wings of fire we say ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY.

strrawberryfrrog 

strrawberryfrrog is the best gamer to exist
“what game is strrawberryfrrog playing today?”

“i think they’re playing minecraft right now.”
strrawberryfrrog by urdadlol December 30, 2021