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Strep Club

Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.
Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.
Strep Club by RiddyTX April 29, 2015

strip club weather 

a few days of warmer weather near the end of winter. It fools some people into thinking that Spring is finally here, but alas, like a strip club, it proves to be "just a tease."
Don't fall for it man, this is just strip club weather. It'll be snowing by the end of the week.

Lesbian strip club

Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.

Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her

Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”

After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”

Alison had never seen one so huge before

It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to

She went again the next day

strip club tired 

A specialized fatigue that follows a visit to a strip club.
Jesse nearly fell asleep while driving home because he was strip club tired.
strip club tired by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Strip club 

Just like any other club, except that that there is a stage often featuring fixed metal poles. The main attraction are strippers - women who dance in erotic way using the abovementioned poles, with most of their clothes off for you visual pleasure while you sit back and drink beers with your mates. Often they will let you get close to them, most likely for you to give them a tip if you are enjoying the display.
Office Guy #1: Hey wanna go down to the strip club after work?

Office Guy #2: Sure, what the heck, I was just gonna go home and beat off for a few hours anyway.
Strip club by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007

Strip Club Guru 

One of those guys that goes strip club hopping all the time. He is familiar with most of the dancers, in most of the clubs that are in his part of the country. He knows the strip clubs like the back of his hand, because the front of his hand is usually occupied.
If you're looking for a dancer that you saw in a strip club four years ago, ask a strip club guru.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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