stroked on 

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

stroked on by matt May 30, 2003

Stoked On Arrival

When you here someone really hyping something or somewhere so you decide to visit this place and when you get there it's even more amazing then you could have imagined.

John: Man, have you ever been to london? It's totally amazing.. So much to see and do.

Paul: No man, i'll check it out.

(Paul byes a ticket to go and arrives in london)

Paul: OMFG! (Calls John) DUDE! I'm actually Stoked On Arrival!

Stoked On Arrival by Timotei D June 4, 2009

Stoked-on-Trent 

When simply being stoked isn’t enough. You’re simply way too excited!

“I’m simply Stoked-on-Trent about today, I cannot wait!”

Stoked-on-Trent by John O’clock November 7, 2020

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat 

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

stroking on the stroke 

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

stroking on the stroke by mong returns January 10, 2012

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

StrokEmon 

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....

Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"

StrokEmon by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011