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stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball
We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.
by Nick D September 24, 2003
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Stroke the Joker

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction
Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time
by papi quando March 10, 2024
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You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat

A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.
"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger

"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P

"Genius" - Ginger
by Pashley September 19, 2012
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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