strikingly average

when someone or something exhibits such immensely non-amazing attributes that the only thing striking about it or them is the ultimate averageness.

Danika Patric is strikingly average.

by tripnosis November 22, 2010

Striking Oil

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

Striking Vipers

The act of sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse inside a video game or virtual reality platform with your same sex friend whose character avatar happens to be that of the opposite sex. II

It's not gay if you're Striking Vipers, literally I tried fucking a polar bear to get you out of my mind but I can't homie I can't.

by TheYoDude June 9, 2019

Striking paper

Toilet tissue

He had diarrhea so bad that it took two rolls of striking paper to clean up.

by Stephan Foxx January 8, 2018

striking

to break in and steal from somebodies house

"say Zay we just came back from striking and done came up onna good $1,500"

by 4KTREY November 16, 2019

Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming

One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....

by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009

within striking distance

When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.

Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.

by tomix1337 June 19, 2016