A person who is streetstupid is someone who unaware of urban trends, ignorant to societal norms, and is not streetsmart.
A says: Can I have a... whats that drink called...? Flaming... ferrari?
Bartender: Do you mean a flaming lamborghini?
B (friend) says: Are you streetstupid?
Streetstupid: The opposite of streetsmart—someone who has little awareness of dangers in of urban environments, makes reckless decisions, and risks their safety or others’ by failing to navigate the modern world wisely.
Example: He tried to disarm a man wielding a knife and got stabbed—that was a very streetstupid move.
Lee: Bruv, did you hear about those lads at work? They went to Thailand and got robbed of all their holiday money—they were skint the whole holiday.
Frank: That’s just proper streetstupid.
Lee: Init, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.