strayjacked 

when a males ejaculate fails to hit its intended target

I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.

How was it?

It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.

strayjacked by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016

stripjacked 

getting your money jacked by a stripper or hooker at a strip club. a stripper steals your cash while doing something sexual.

emerson got head from a girl at bottomless and she stripjacked his ass.

stripjacked by kingofpain October 14, 2007

statjacked 

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

statjacked by fb statjacker October 9, 2009