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Stranger Hand 

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.
"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."
Stranger Hand by Anonymous November 4, 2003

hand stranger 

When a male sits on his hand while on toilet till his hand becomes numb then masterbating with it
No Diana I can't do anything tonite , me and Hand Stranger have big plans!
hand stranger by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

dr.stranges.magic.hands 

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor
me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

strangers hand 

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.
I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.
strangers hand by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026