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strangelet 

a strange kid, most likely a pervert or creep.
see Baby Ben
Wow, this kid has been asking for n00dz all day. He's such a strangelet.
strangelet by Absters Jonsanto November 13, 2007
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latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

The Stranglers 

The Stranglers are a great band. Much talent for creating excellent melodies, have been associated with punk rock, though they themselves and many do not consider themselves punk properly. Also associated with New Wave and Gothic movements, but The Stranglers are definitely in a class of their own, unconstrained by such genre definitions. Their bassist Jean Jacques, has a distinctive sound that has been an influence on all the best bassists. They were known to fight their audiences and win, being originally a pub rock band. Very witty lyrics, more subtle than other bands of their time, such as Sex Pistols.
Whatever happened to all the heroes? All the Shakespearoes? They watched their Rome burn...

Bearcaaaage..

The Stranglers forever!

Strangely DTF 

Someone who is completely and utterly down to fuck the instant you meet them. Minimal words are exchanged and the exact reason they want to get dicked down is unknown at he current moment, however all body language is insinuating that they have consented to instant copulation.
Dude that chick in the red skirt just eyefucked the shit out of me. On my way over here she brushed against my chub and asked what my plans were later. Ive never seen her before but for some reason she is strangely DTF!
Strangely DTF by Evan Pcola December 22, 2008

strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.
strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011

Wrangler Strangler 

When you're walking or riding with friends and spot a jeep wrangler, you are to place both hands around their neck and gently "strangle" them while shouting "Wrangler Strangler!"or simply pointing at the vehicle.

It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.

The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.

*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*
(Jeep Wrangler drives by)

Toni: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Steph)

Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Donna)

Donna: Bitch!

Nipple Strangler 

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).
Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.
Nipple Strangler by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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