Straightism

The theory of converting from homosexuality to heterosexuality.

Jim likes Bob. Bob is a homosexual who wants to convert to heterosexuality,so Bob goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters, Inc.) to get "straightend" out.

by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag March 21, 2005

straightism

A characteristic or an act unique to a straight person. Examples:-

1. Punching a friends hard on the arm, just for fun
2. Brawling in the street after a night out
3. Getting angry because 'your team' didn't win at sportsball.

1: Why are those straight guys arguing over a sphere?
2: No idea, must be a straightism...

by Caphson May 28, 2019

Straightism

Is when you bully a straight person and say your gay

Johnny your so gay you should die

Drake: stop being straightism

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Radical Super Straightism

A Sexual preference in one only prefers the only opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and the exclusion of the inclusion to be in LGBTQ+ as a whole. The Radical Super Straight flag consists of Blue and White : 🟦⬜️

Brian: What’s Radical Super Straightism ?
Xavier: I don’t date transgender people nor feel the need to be included in the LGBTQ+
Brian: So you’re transphobic and you don’t support the LGBTQ+
Xavier: I’m Super Straight and Correct we don’t need inclusion we need acknowledgement.

by PaulDrawls March 8, 2021

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 9, 2010

Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

by Keshari June 11, 2009