straighism 

the theory of converting from homosexuality to heterosexuality

Jim likes Bob but Bob wants to be helped so he goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters Inc.) to get "straightend" out.

straighism by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag May 13, 2005

straightmackin 

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.

"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."

straightmackin by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you

a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

eight straights of fucked up by eight straights September 21, 2005

Straight™️ 

a word used by gays to describe a very cringe heterosexual

person 1: have u seen the new hype house video?
person 2: no❤️ bc Tony lopez, noah beck, and bryce hall are straight™️ 🤢🤢🤢
person 1: oh shit. fuck those straggots

Straight™️ by gorillagripcooch666 August 4, 2020

eight straights of fucked up 

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

eight straights of fucked up by J Deb September 22, 2005

straightsplaining 

Condescending explanation of something about the LGBTQ+ community and/or experience by a cishet person to a member of the community.

Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.

straightsplaining by a random patato January 11, 2021

straightmer 

A heterosexual gamer

I'm not gay, so i'm not a gamer I'm a straightmer

straightmer by Maurice Wooten October 13, 2021