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straight fucked 

used to described how intoxicated one is.
"Man last night I was straight fucked."

"damn I'm straight fucked right now."
straight fucked by holi64 June 23, 2008

Straight Up-Fucked 

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.
Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you
a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

eight straights of fucked up 

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"
eight straights of fucked up by J Deb September 22, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026