That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.
Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!
Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?
Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.