stouser 

a person who diddles underage girls, rips heavy cocaine and poppers, loves league of legends, and also loves to be the setback to everyone around them.

generally a dawson

oh my god tommy was being such a stouser last night!

stouser by pfaadt November 2, 2023

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

scouser's passport by attackweasel August 4, 2013

scouser 

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

Stuser 

A stupid-loser. In example, someone who is being stubborn and will never let you be right. EVER. They are stupid, and they are a loser. Therefore, a stuser.

"Gosh, Tim, You're such a STUSER"

Stuser by Kassy McN and Wendy Batt May 15, 2008

scousers laptop 

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

scousers laptop by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

plassy scouser by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

Scouser 

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

Scouser by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010