stormlocke

Named after the infamous creator of what are known as "Stormlocke Strategies". There are multiple different variations of Stormlocke Strats.

"Oh my god, he pulled a Stormlocke!" "Razorcrane!" "Is that a Boogey board?!"

by Razorcrane October 28, 2006

Cock Stormcock

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

stormfucked

When a storm occurs and leaves your surrounding area a complete mess or totally fucked.

"A cyclone hit us in Jumeriah last night.

Oh no, is everything ok...?

No,.. we're completely stormfucked."

by NZODB April 8, 2013

starelocked

st-ear-lock-ed
When you cannot stop staring at someone. When you cannot take your eyes off that on person you want to look away but you just can't. Like their enchanting you.

GIRL : you starelocked on that girl
GUY : " says nothing just stares at the girl"

by jessikabarnes July 2, 2019