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2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening 

Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.
The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.
Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.
Starmerring by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020

a stormbringer 

humiliating yourself on a public forum for the sake of getting unbanned from a lineage 2 server
You get banned for using cheats. At first, you deny it. Then you set up a huge apology which includes at least the following:

- admit to your sad personality
- admit that you can't live without a computer game
- lots of fancy words
- repent your sins
- repeadetly ask for forgiveness
- warn others not to do the same thing

Use of the word: Hey, that guy just did a stormbringer!
a stormbringer by t/o September 19, 2008

Stormkinged 

To stay up unreasonably late, drink to excess, and vomit at least once while partying with old friends the night before joining a family function early the next morning, miraculously NOT hungover because one is actually still drunk. Origin: The phenomenon of adult children visiting Storm King Nature Center with their parents, just hours after an NYC pub crawl.
Dude, I met up with my old roommate before Mother's Day last weekend and got stormkinged AGAIN. One minute I was puking my guts out at the bar and the next minute I was at brunch with my parents.
Stormkinged by Namesannie May 15, 2023

stormbringer 

The name of author Michael Moorcock's penis. He uses it to refer to his penis in many of his books. Stormbringer refers to his ejaculate being the "storm" and him "bringing" it.
1. Stormbringer moaned a counterpoint chorus to the dirge as the battle-worn dukes assumed different shapes and began to rise menacingly towards Elric.

2. Stormbringer, said Elric. It is time to summon your brothers.
stormbringer by Pete4090 April 1, 2009

Starmering

To avoid giving answers to direct and straight-forward questions.
When questioned about Mandleson, he started starmering.
Starmering by D Man 1066 April 13, 2026