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stoop nigga

to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.
"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."

"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
stoop nigga by brunettebaby218 April 15, 2010

scoop a nigga 

A phrase used when you need someone to come pick you up.
Yo trey, my ole lady took my ride, can you come scoop a nigga?
scoop a nigga by Bobdobolina September 14, 2017

Nigger Stomp 

The act of taking someone by the legs and holding them upside down while stomping on their chin. Usually results in the death of the stompee and or some serious fucked up shit.
Yo those 2 white boys nigger stomped that spear chucker so bad he turned half white.
Nigger Stomp by fight kids April 15, 2009

nigger scoop 

to leave a little bit of milk or juice in the fridge for someone else but it's not enough to consider an entire serving.
how 'bout dont nigger scoop me on the ice cream, bitch. take the extra spoonfull.
nigger scoop by no-do-gooder August 25, 2006

nigger swoop 

Changing lanes on the highway, usually from the hammer lane to the exit lane, while crossing several lanes of traffic in the process, usually without using a turn signal.
We almost missed our exit, but Sampson pulled a nigger swoop and barely made it.
nigger swoop by Busty Dusty September 3, 2005

Nigger Stomp 

The act of stomping the hell out of someone for others amusement.
Chris knocked Colby on his back...then we Nigger Stomped his ass!!!
Nigger Stomp by CeeJayVilla October 17, 2008
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