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Stonerman 

The amazing superhero, who always manages to use his mystical powers to provide whatever you need, be it munchies, green, or money.
He has a young sidekick known simply as Ganja Girl.
We couldn't find any green last night, but then Stonerman showed up and saved us!
Stonerman by Auras July 7, 2009
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STONERMAN 

A fictional character that is 11' FT tall, Blue eyes, Never smiles, and his main thought is rape when he looks at somebody.
Man 1: Hey STONERMAN!
STONERMAN: (Unzips pants)
Man 1: Why me?....
People in the distance : Poor soul...
STONERMAN by bigkahuna360 February 24, 2011

stonerman 

Whilst having kidney stonds, ejaculating and urinating into a womans mouth. First she will taste the cum, then the urine and at last she will get hit by some kidney stones.
"Fluri, where did you get all these bruises in your face from?"

"I got stonermanned."
stonerman by zgape February 13, 2020
A person who acts like the devil. Gives out favors that have unknown payments.
That teen in the pure white hoodie is a sinnerman.
sinnerman by ArtificialArt October 14, 2017

Stonerland 

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.
"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"
Stonerball by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stuperman 

A being blessed with stupidity beyond measure and transcends the bounds of logic.
Did you see how Nic tripped over nothing? What a stuperman!
Stuperman by stupermaster March 25, 2019
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