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Stoner Rock is a loosely termed genre of music that has heavy guitar riffs that are somewhat repetitive and hypnotic. It's closest relatives would be blues, rock, hard rock and metal (of all types). The music is choppy, bassy and almost always distorted to some degree with different types of vocals, mostly male, which tend to blend and harmonize with the music. The guitars are often tuned to D or open D to get that low sound of metal-like distortion that the standard E tuning doesn't offer. The term "stoner rock" most likely comes from the perceived association of smoking marijuana and the fans of this music. However, smoking marijuana is not necessary to enjoy the music. These are some of the bands considered to be stoner rock: T-Rex, Kyuss, Monster Magnet, Wolfmother, Black Sabbath, Fu Manchu, QOTSA.
Stoner Rock is fun to play on the guitar because of its simplicity in basic form; playing it is as simple as tuning the low E of your guitar down to D, then play the low D, A and D strings (the top three) open. From there, you can hit the 3rd fret and noodle the 5th fret on the same three strings - start playing this, while allowing the open strings to resonate between strums on the 3rd and 5th frets - you're playing the beginnings of Stoner Rock!
stoner rock by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2007
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Rock and Stone 

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.
Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!
Rock and Stone by PhaserRave October 7, 2020

Rock and Stone 

A sentence with only 3 words and nearly as much different uses as the word fuck. But never to be used in the memorial hall. If Rock and Stone is used it is mandatory for everyone that heard it to also repeat it.
A greeting,
A war cry,

A salute,
To call attention to oneself.
Dwarfs: *having entered drop pod to be launched towards hoxxes IV*
Scout: Rock and Stone!
Engineer: Rock and Stone!
Gunner: Rock and Stone!
Driller: Rock and Stone!

Heart of Stone on the Rock 

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!

stoned as a rock 

When you are so high that you are literally a rock
I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

stoned as a rock 

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
stoned as a rock by solutionitis November 21, 2021