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Store place where you can buy various items like soda or toilet paper
I'll be back in going to the stoh
stoh by Bigsheengucci March 6, 2018
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a very sexy guy that usually get the girls, he is a very loveable person and most times is very fit. If you have a stohm in your life then you should hang on to him because he is amazing, hes a great friend and a great lover.
rose "have you seen that stohm?"
bob "yeah his my friend"
jill " yeah his my boyfriend"
rose "im so jelous he is so sexy"
jill " I know"
stohm by GODcreatorOFwords August 21, 2018
to be stoned (under influence of marijuana)
i was so stöhnt from that blunt!
stöhnt by Wimpie October 11, 2006
A thick, luscious, stream of hair starting at the base of the neck and continuing down through the chest and stomach. Originally came from the Stohawk tribe indiginous to arizona.

The word comes from the combination of stomach-mohawk. In 1545, The Stohawk tribe came to existence when a fraction of the Mohawk tribe split off and began their own tribe because of an argument over who won an intense game of scrabble. Not wanting to associate themselves with Mohawks anymore, they created their own hair style.

Stohawks (hairstyle) can occur naturally but most often occur by shaving everything but the center of your chest and stomach.

Many people who cannot grow enough hair to create a stohawk have tried to mimic it with animal hair or grass in order to attract a mate.

Shaving your chest and and making a stohawk is a form of manscaping.
Have you seen young warrior Josh? His Stohawk is coming in well this season.

or

Yo man look at my Stohawk, its like a border between my left and right sides.
Stohawk by Souperman777 December 11, 2011
Stöhrs are extremely annoying individuals which tend to be really, really embarrassing in the public.
When they make this cringy noise with their mouth superior human beings such as Olivers get suicidal.

By the way Stöhrs are known for drinking tons of Apfelschorle and saying "Fick die Fotze".

Also they tend to make EVERY situation stressfull.
Stöhr, machst du schon wieder Stress?
stöhr by DerRevilos69 October 24, 2017

stohmee bwordlyd iosn cgeo ntnoal dr omlel me 

All star but you have combined the sentences
Somebody once told me + the world is gonna roll me = "stohmee bwordlyd iosn cgeo ntnoal dr omlel me"
Stohzy Is A God At All Games
Stohzy by Stohzy January 3, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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