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Stöhrs are extremely annoying individuals which tend to be really, really embarrassing in the public.
When they make this cringy noise with their mouth superior human beings such as Olivers get suicidal.

By the way Stöhrs are known for drinking tons of Apfelschorle and saying "Fick die Fotze".

Also they tend to make EVERY situation stressfull.
Stöhr, machst du schon wieder Stress?
stöhr by DerRevilos69 October 24, 2017
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storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015
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the only true discovery made in man-kind
Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

Party Store 

Michigan slang term that describes a small convenience store that sells soda, beer, liquor, snacks such as potato chips and hot dogs, and some household goods such as plastic cups and paper plates.
I'll stop at the party store on Main and Eisenhower to pick up some pop and chips on the way to the barbecue.
Party Store by nope8967 June 7, 2016

Apple Play Store 

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.
Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.
Apple Play Store by Branderrson January 10, 2021

close the store for you 

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting
Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

storecerer 

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.
Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
storecerer by Quux February 24, 2011