3 definitions by Lydia Chlamydia

I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
by Lydia Chlamydia January 19, 2009
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Brock is a kind, cute, funny, intelligent, athletic, and easy going guy who is always up for an adventure and one who you can talk to about anything. All the ladies love him and everyone wants to be his friend because he automatically puts people in a better mood. He is a solid eleven out of ten.
Man I just wish I could butter Brock's buns
Damn Brock looked hotter than a jalapeno popper!

Brock is a buff, brisk, beastly, beautiful human.
by Lydia Chlamydia November 17, 2017
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Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.
"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"
by Lydia Chlamydia April 21, 2019
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