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Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker 

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker 

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.
A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."
Stink Fucked by mhigbe April 20, 2009