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stinky fingy

when your fucking doggy and stick you finger in her asshole and fish out a piece of shit then plug her noise with it while covering her mouth with your other hand so she has no choice but to breathe in poop through her nose.
at school today this girl asked me for a stinky fingy but the hall monitor walked in.
stinky fingy by footlongdick March 10, 2022
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Stinky Finger 

After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later
I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.
Stinky Finger by pelissero April 22, 2003

Uncle Stinky Finger 

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!
Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

Stinky Finger 

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha
Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)

stinky finger 

the act of itching you, or your partners anus, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.
You shouldn't itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.

stinky finger roulette

when you put one of your pinky middle or thumb fingers and dip it in your anal Sphincter and a friend must choose one of the fingers to smell
logan casey smelt the stinky finger on his first try in stinky finger roulette

Stinky Finger Analysis 

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.
"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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