Definitions by kimbopotamuz

Brown Cow

The semen from a man that comes out of a women's vagina after sex, when she has been off her period for a few days.

"I gave the farmers daughter a brown cow"

Brown Cow by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010

Stinky Finger Analysis 

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.

"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."

Stinky Finger Analysis by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010