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fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.
"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

stick it up your arse 

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested

stinkareutitus 

Noun: (STINK-A-ROO-TIE-TUSS), a condition in which the patient expels gas extremely often and creates a nearly unbearable odor that can be smelled in an astounding 73 foot radius.

this sickness is usually gotten from eating an abundance of beans or cheese. Eating beans, cheese, and eggs all at once will almost guarantee that you will acquire this disease

Flatulence that is emitted when a person with stinkareutitus farts have been known to reach over 9000 on the rectum scale
Guy # 1- *phhhhhhht* *phhht*

Guy # 2- what the hell man thats like the tenth fart in the last 5 minutes

Guy # 1- i know man i think im comin down with a case of stinkareutitus
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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