stink arse 

bad smell coming from some1s ass

jeez that stinks martin u got a real stinky arse

stink arse by stinker June 28, 2004

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

stick a broom up his arse by Julie57 May 7, 2017

stick it up your arse 

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.

You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested

stick it up your arse by AiryGoats April 14, 2024

stinkareutitus 

Noun: (STINK-A-ROO-TIE-TUSS), a condition in which the patient expels gas extremely often and creates a nearly unbearable odor that can be smelled in an astounding 73 foot radius.

this sickness is usually gotten from eating an abundance of beans or cheese. Eating beans, cheese, and eggs all at once will almost guarantee that you will acquire this disease

Flatulence that is emitted when a person with stinkareutitus farts have been known to reach over 9000 on the rectum scale

Guy # 1- *phhhhhhht* *phhht*

Guy # 2- what the hell man thats like the tenth fart in the last 5 minutes

Guy # 1- i know man i think im comin down with a case of stinkareutitus

stinkareutitus by the fART SMella April 7, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020