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Stunctious 

Something very stylish but also very functional, a rare combination in a world where things tend to be only one or the other

A word engineered to sound as strange as possible, so that the recipient of it in a conversation questions the meaning of the word and then laughs at hearing themselves saying a word so stupid
Look at my hat, it's beautiful and it keeps my head cool in the summer heat! Very stunctious if I say so myself

Those skinny jeans might be stylish but they sure aren't functional.. very un-stunctious
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sanctuous 

An object or item which is more desireable because it is newer, cleaner, purer.

Something fresh, uncorrupted, unspoiled, unused, untouched.

Something of higher value and quality, in good condition, and/or which has been taken good care of.
Give me that one. This one's not very sanctuous.
sanctuous by Jak$ December 24, 2008

sintuous 

while you are at it ; since you are doing that
I tell my old lady, sintuous up get me a beer!
sintuous by pleasant November 3, 2006
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026