A prescription drug used as a sleep aid. It is called Ambien in the US, Stilnox is the Australian version. When at least two Stilnox pills are consumed, hallucinations occur which could involve an 'earthquake' feeling (loss of balance) and rooms moving, as well as driveways turning into rivers. When 2 pills are consumed, memory is slightly affected however when 3 or more are taken it is very hard to remember anything from the night before. Taken with alcohol and/or weed it can make for a very fun/dreamy experience, the perfect combination involving '2 stilnox 2 beers and 2 cones'. People on Stilnox tend to be very strange, mixing their thought patterns up with their speech. They tend to be very destructive without meaning to, yet are very very funny.
Hayden: "John, you didn't have all 4 of those stilnox did you!?"
John: "Yeah there is 4 of me isn't there!! ...I'M THE BONG PAINTERRR.....hey, weren't we going to see the pixie king?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!