stiff neck 

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

stiff neck by Robdogbro June 21, 2008

stiff neck 

Another way to say boner.

I've got a stiff neck that's killing me. (Austin Powers)

stiff neck by bobo_the_clown March 8, 2004

Stiff Neck 

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets

Stiff neck reduces whiplash

Stiff Neck by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

A Stiff-Necked-People by z'mirote April 16, 2020

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

A Stiff-Necked-People by z'mirote April 16, 2020

Neck Sniff

What retarded roblox Papers Please roleplayers will typically say to you whilst you line up to stop being an immigrant. These people usually live with their parents and make their avatar look like they're 30-40 when really they are a nine year old using the vocabulary of a 4th grader.

"Hey, stop that neck sniff, you can't be neck sniffing in line!" -Jimmy Retardo

Neck Sniff by Xylaphone March 29, 2019

StiffNeck 

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

StiffNeck by Rob December 18, 2004