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stiff drink 

a mixed drink; booze and some other form of liquid like vanilla vodka and coke or hypnotic and monster
Stiff drinks are my favorite at parties.
stiff drink by Preet de Sun August 26, 2008

Stiff Drink Substitute 

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

a stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.
A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.
a stiff drink by FurrowedBrow October 19, 2010

The Stiff Drink 

The "Stiff Drink" is an uncommon term used to describe when a gay male gives a blowjob and swallows.
Went to Denny's to get one of"The stiff Drink" (s) they have in the back room.
(If you know what I mean.
The Stiff Drink by Ferin S. Zedlocke December 31, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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