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sticky scissors 

When two lesbians are wanting to conceive but don't wish to assign the maternal role to one or the other, semen is placed on both of their vaginas as they engage in scissoring.

While considerably less effective than a deeper insemination, this splash conception is very possible.
Patty and Selma practiced sticky scissors to conceive Maggie.
sticky scissors by klo2 June 13, 2009
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stinky scissor 

An act in which a man and woman ram their crotches together such that their legs resemble two pairs of open, interlocking scissors. Once in position, the man, the woman or both proceed to let fly with a foul, runny shit.
I think Tim freaked that girl out when he told her he wanted to do a stinky scissor.
stinky scissor by Slatchman November 22, 2007

Scissor Sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.

Scissor Sticks by Forge69 January 13, 2009

scissor sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.
scissor sticks by Forge6969 January 13, 2009

Scissor Sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.
Scissor Sticks by Forge69 January 18, 2009

Scissor Sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.
Scissor Sticks by Forge77 January 12, 2009

Scissor Sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot scissoring action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.
Scissor Sticks by Forgione69 November 4, 2008
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