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Thick Stick 

A penis thats extremely girthy. "Most of the time" a thick stick will look funny cause it is quite short yet very wide in diameter, yet sometimes it is a Monster.
Ash was amazed when she saw it, all she could do was say "WOW, Willie G that is one Thick Stick...i hope it doesn't break me!!!"
Thick Stick by Timothy Knapp July 13, 2006

Thick stick 

A skinny girl who ain’t flat. Decent ass and boobs for her size
Bro, that girl a thick stick. I mean look at dat ass.
Thick stick by Oswald2016 August 7, 2018

thick stick 

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.
thick stick by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

sick thick's 

when you want to compliment/talk about ones especially thick thighs, but also be cool about it.
“good golly, look at the new girls legs”
“yeah, she’s got some sick thick's that’s for sure.”
sick thick's by ashnesquik June 12, 2020

slick thick 

Term for anyone who is not noticeably thick, but still is thick.
Shes got a butt, but them thighs be lackin' she's slick thick though.
slick thick by sl1m j3sus December 18, 2017
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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