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stick ass 

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.
Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"
stick ass by gamemaker December 3, 2016
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stick ass 

definition 1: a person who is a bitch for no apparent reason

definition 2: a person who literally has a stick up their ass
“why does holly need to be such a stick ass?” “ion know, she’s a bitch for no reason.” “i know, but she also has a stick up her ass.”
stick ass by mr.phaat-ähs January 9, 2021

ass stick 

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.
"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"
ass stick by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

ass stick 

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away
my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day
ass stick by asspro67 October 4, 2005

stick up ass disease 

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass
I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease

stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.
> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."
stick up your ass by sam _ November 29, 2006

Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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