steven segall
a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.
steven segall by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008
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Steven Segal
1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
Steven Segal by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008
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Steven Segal by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006
Watching Steven Segal
"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
Watching Steven Segal by incwad August 13, 2007
Steven segal
The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.
Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.
Steven segal by Micano October 20, 2007
A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005
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steven segal by partyboy January 31, 2005
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