Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

Steven Fernandez by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016

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steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.

Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "

steven fernandez by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

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seven hernandez

Whenever you are so lame that your parents can sense it before giving birth. Probably not even mexican, or only a distant relitive was mexican. Has a massive forehead and is too talkitive. Allthough is sometimes is nice and selfless.

That kid is totally a seven hernandez, just look at that little faggot over there

seven hernandez by Seven the destroyerp November 6, 2018

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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